shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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