yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I touched a dick in church today
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