Small penises have feelings too.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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