Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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