You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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