O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You were trust falling into bushes
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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