My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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