Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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