i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Boobs are out for the taking
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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