still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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