Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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