We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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