I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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