Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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