in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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