Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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