I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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