I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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