I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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