After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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