porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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