He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
My vagina is very pro this idea
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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