I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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