Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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