I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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