belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
please come you make the beer taste better
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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