i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
