Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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