People with herpes should wear stickers.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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