You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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