It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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