And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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