you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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