Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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