He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
