STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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