dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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