I just pynch a tree in the face
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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