It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
