Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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