Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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