So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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