help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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