you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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