if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
The ass gains better be worth it
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