Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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