I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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