Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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