definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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