I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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